How Not to Waste a SICK Day

January 4, 2010 at 3:38 pm (food, health, home)

It cracks me up when people say “I hate being sick”, like most other people purposely don’t wash their hands so as to catch the latest cold or flu.  Fact of life, most adults get about 2-4 common colds a year.  If you can’t beat it, join it.  These are my solutions on how to not feel sorry for yourself for time it takes to get better:

1. CALL IN SICK!!!  I’m completely blown away by how few people do this.  What an awful thing to do to your coworkers and customers, exposing them to your highly contagious germs.

(Restaurants are strangely unforgiving of sickness- in the 6 years I worked at a busy chain, servers were always expected to cover their own shifts or come in sick.  Remember that next time you go out to eat and your waiter greets you with the sniffles!)

2.  Now that you are safely in your own home, GET OUT OF BED!  It is so easy to stay tucked under the covers, and everyone says to rest and get sleep, but I promise it will make you feel better just moving around a little.

3.  On that note, take a short walk around the neighborhood.  I like to walk to the nearest video store to pick up flicks for later.  The sun and fresh air will make you feel fantastic, and a mini-workout can do wonders for the immune system.  It will also get out that weird, sick anxiety and cabin fever.

4.  Liquids!  Tea (with lemon and lot’s of honey), water, & OJ for Vitamin C.

5.  Eat healthy, normal meals.  Most of us lose our appetite when we are sick.  Try really hard to follow a regular eating schedule.  Especially fresh fruits and definitely some soup, protein, and carbs to absorb all those liquids.  Lighten up on the dairy, though.

6.  Steam some veggies, use the steam to clear up nasal passages, and then eat those healthy peas/carrots/broccoli all up!

7.  May sound stupid, but I always wear something super colorful.  It will help brighten the mood.  Also, should be extremely comfortable.

8.  Enjoy the peace and quiet.  It may be one of the few times you are at home alone.  Keep the TV off for a few hours.  No music.  Just relax and let your mind wander.

9.  Catch up on all those movies you wanted to see.

10.  Be slightly productive and do some boring work at home.  Pay some bills, research a different bank/insurance company, whatever has been put off!

I usually do a combo of these on my sick days, and I end up feeling better and not too guilty for missing work.  Hope it helps.


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Bad Doctor Needs Spanking

February 4, 2008 at 12:44 am (doctors, health, women) (, , , , )

My coworker Reba told me her roommate’s gynecologist hit on her.  This is NOT okay. Ever. I don’t care if the guy smells like chocolate and looks like Mark Wahlberg Christian Bale, hitting on a patient is grossly inappropriate. I’ve spent the afternoon posting reviews all over the web to warn other women of this pervert. There should be one central place where people can put up blinking signs about who to avoid in all sorts of venues, but I think medical professions top all. Many of the review sites I found charged for the service. What? Now I need to pay to find out if my doctor is a possible molester? I might as well go back to receiving quickie-care from Planned Parenthood. At least there I was just a number, instead of a victim. Strike that, you feel like both in the waiting room.

Now, maybe someone thinks that the woman who didn’t “catch-on” deserves it. I’ve heard that before. Like she secretly wanted it. Isn’t every woman’s fantasy to be fondled by her doctor, hot or not? Lemme tell ya, if she wanted it she could have it. If a woman knows there is NO WAY she will get caught or in trouble, you know she will do it. That’s just a fact.

Back to the point: Educate the women around you! Talk to your girlfriends, sisters, and (maybe even) your mom about normal shit. Don’t let them tell you they know, blah blah. Remind them to be careful and aware of pricks and douchebags hiding around in “helping” jobs. Apparently these creeps aren’t getting the message, we need to scream a little louder.

Okay, I’m done with my feminist ranting. Go suck a cock.

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