Going Back on Birth Control
Oh joy, the thrill of taking daily hormone pills.
I need it, though, I’m sick of this shit, just want to skip it for a few months. Seriously, that’s all I do it for. A few of my girlfriends get CRAZY on the Pill, sucks for them.
Not that I’m getting any right now… I have that horrible dry cough. Every few minutes I go into massive fits, where I feel like I’m going to cough out my spleen. Officially quitting smoking (except weed, that’s for medical purposes).
Anyway, I miss being on the pill. So sick of condoms, monthly visits, and random zits.
I feel like I’m a teenager again, craving the Pill like it’s some secretive potent cure-all. But, really, it is! Get yours today. Oh, and support your local Planned Parenthood.
